A Conversation With the Muse
The Muse
smacked me upside the head
And said,
"Write a poem".
I said,
"You must be joking.
I'm no poet."
She said,
"Did I
ask if you were a poet?
Write
a freakin' poem!"
I said,
"Okay.
About what?"
She said,
"That's
your problem."
I said,
"Okay.
What form?"
She said,
"That's
your problem, too.
Write!"
So I wrote
a poem about the Muse
asking me to write a poem.
And I showed it
to her.
"Cop out!" she
snarled, and
vanished.
The Muse
is
one
mean
bitch!
Copyright ?2001 by Stephen M. Larson
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smacked me upside the head
And said,
"Write a poem".
I said,
"You must be joking.
I'm no poet."
She said,
"Did I
ask if you were a poet?
Write
a freakin' poem!"
I said,
"Okay.
About what?"
She said,
"That's
your problem."
I said,
"Okay.
What form?"
She said,
"That's
your problem, too.
Write!"
So I wrote
a poem about the Muse
asking me to write a poem.
And I showed it
to her.
"Cop out!" she
snarled, and
vanished.
The Muse
is
one
mean
bitch!
Copyright ?2001 by Stephen M. Larson
Read more poems by Stephen M. Larson at Acoustic Words!
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