Born in the Church of Falls, just miles from the stone lap of Lincoln, Chris soon became an adept swimmer. Fearing seafood and the second moon's arrival, at the age of two, the central character to this story fled to become a rock polisher on an orange grove in North-East Ohio. There christopher sat in limbo for years, dealing with Nowhere Joes and Insane Janes. After the occurrence of events too horrid to name(beware of canals that begin with the letter F) Chris decided it was time for a change and so begun his journey of in operation. At one point he became a part of TOT, a mediocre band of superheros, until the other members abandoned Noskov and Chris in order to retreat to some obscure town in CA.(A town which had been originally founded with the help of Noskov.) Once again our protagonist found himself knee deep up a tree without a paddle, but this time he had a sense of direction. He knew what he had to do, so Chris sought out the man downstairs and soon became initiated into his elite troupe, known to insiders as " the love of learning". The man downstairs and Chris worked diligently at their craft, an experience Chris greatly valued, but all good things come to an end, some sooner than expected or desired. You see, due to skars left from the TOT trials and demands of the sun and moon, Chris left the troupe so that he might fullfill the demands and possibly arrange the stars so that he might quiet(if not completely silence) the sun and moon. After completing his tasks our hero escaped the wintery keep of the buckeye state to the clear waters of FL. where he awaits the new advetures to come.